Weed Card by Garfunkel and Oates

Riki “Garfunkel” Lindhome and Kate “Oates” Micucci sing a song about getting a medical marijuana card in California. LYRICS: Everyone knows marijuanas dangerous And medical pot is really strong Thats why its so hard it California To get your weed card Unless somethings really wrong Gonna pay a visit to my doctor Its a long shot but I gotta try She hands me a list of all the ailments I can have to qualify Cant believe what I am reading This is just what Ive been needing A government supply To get legally high Weed card, thats what I need Hardly ever, okay, always But its not an addiction Cause my doctor gave me a prescription You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams or anxiety Propensity for drugs or alcohol, Anorexia or Obesity Too fat, too thin, either way you win) Carpal tunnel syndrome, color blindness, St-st-stuttering, tt-tooth decay Fatigue, depression, motion sickness, Impotence or TMJ You can smoke to quit cigarettes For asthma or mother fucking Tourettes Its a dream come true Theres nothing pot cant do Weed card, thats what I need Hardly ever, okay, always But its not an addiction Cause my doctor gave me a prescription Got back pain need mary jane Cant handle this, need cannabis Got a stomach ache, gotta wake and bake Have an injury, need tch Get fucked up for your hyperhydrosis Which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis Its not a crime, its 4:20 time Weed card, thats what I need Hardly ever, okay, always But its not an addiction Cause my
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